Thursday, April 27, 2006
These few days, I am feeling kinda low .. as the same as ryan few weeks back.. PMS mode.. dont know why. Maybe something struck me subconciously. erm.. i juz feel sad without knowing why. haha.. I will be back with the big and cheesy smile.
THANKS TO WENHUI FOR THE BLOGSKIN SHE HAVE CREATED FOR ME. the feeling is like WOW. anyway, she had linked herself and I am lazy to add other people in. So she will be the sole Linked person from my blog. PunG .. honoured anot? erm.. and We must appreciate what people have done for us, Thats what my workplace taught me. prepare for some surprise on this sunday.
the shoe there just make me laugh .. so wth. but its nicee!.. Simple with my favourite colours .. I will add some moving photos at the right next time. Actually the colours you like somehow determines your character. Think about it. Off to sleep.. I am in need of rest. Anyone got bird nest ,chicken essence in excess , can donate to me, If you don't mind.
Posted by Frances Han at 12:10 AM
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
I am damn lucky nowadays.. for 3 days i missed the 66 bus i want to take. its at 7.20 .. i always see it driving away.. but always there will be a 157 behind.For 3 days, haha.. last friday .. monday and tuesday. theres always this 157 . I just run to the bus stop and board the bus, hoping it will overtake the 66 . Everytime it will catch up and I will board the 66 i want. Dont give up the thing you wanna do ,although its no more.. Work hard , you will catch up with your dreams.
I am going to Kbox this sunday. WOOHOO.. I am damn high.. I kinda like singing although I suck at it. But I love it.. Yeah baby!. I never been to Kbox before , so cool. =)
Posted by Frances Han at 1:11 AM
Monday, April 24, 2006
Thanks Astron. haha.. had a great time man.. we are noobs but we are strong. lets fight with them all the way. Lose like a pro.. and next time we will win like a pro .. and esp to ryan.. you left some red mouth marks . =) I was kinda shocked to see it..
Posted by Frances Han at 1:00 AM
Sunday, April 23, 2006
HOHOHO.. i juz dreamt of my grandma and family.. WOW.. haha. the whole dream was about Me was walking at a crowded area, where there are constructions going on. and many pple was looking and I am standing on another side with two weird pple i don't know, One with round specs and kinda long hair.. and look like a magician. another was a girl in green , i cant see her face. then there was this strike of 30 odds bangala going on.. haha.. becoz they are unhappy that if any passerby get injured.. they will get paid 600 (as it is at a crowded area )and the bangla who caused the accident must pay .. and they are only paid like 600 per mth .. and got nothing when they got injured on duty.. Then there was this fat leader leading them on strike..haha.. their strike din not work out to increase their pay, so they walk off like very cool.. all in slow motion, like some gangsters with wind and walk off in like leader.. then two by twos bangala... wahaha.. then the weird guy beside me.. put one pai hua sher chao shui(erm. carbonated plain water , Glass bottle ) loosely. on the last bagala person bag . haha. then walk like 10 steps.. the glass bottle drop on floor.. then all the bangala thought they kena attacked.. then i dunno y.. all thought is me.. haha.. i was like HUH , siao liaoz.. I juz turn my head and begin to run and run.While running, I thought of anyhow go in a house , they sure dont know where i go .. so i just see a house and run in to hide, to my surprise, I entered my grandma house, the moment I step into it . I saw my grandma preparing a big feast with my mum and aunties.. I felt so relived and happy to see all of them. I just eat the food they prepared.. and the dream end.. I woke up and was determined to write this dream down. This is like to remind me , family are the ones you really can depend on , when really in need of help.Cherish them, I am very lucky to have all my grandparents of both sides to be with me all these years. but I like never do anything in return to make them happy. maybe chat around only .But after a certain age like sec 3 ? I felt kinda distant with them and closer to friends.lesser topic to talk .OK i will do something about it.. so here i am. Ya. another dream i can think of is me being a like SDU in fuhua sec.. haha.. i was in the game of half life. haha. health pack .. ammos.. killing all the monsters in fuhua secondary.. okok.. its Sunday Morning! =)
Posted by Frances Han at 9:32 AM
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Juz listened a recording given by my mum.. woW.. people need to give before recieving . if u only recieve,but din give,You are juz like dead sea, without life.. there muz always be a flow to maintain life. like all seas. so there will be life.. fishes and so on.. dun be petty.. god will take care of it.
Just talk to HHH .. she went redang with her boyfriend. WOW! i tell you . so when am i going there.. huh .. ? plan only but like no action. erm. so anyone want to go with me.. its just like the most $300 for 3 days.. you get nice beaches ..4 meals a day and get to snorkell. 13 of may is vesak day. its a saturday. can anyone tell me whether the friday or the monday is a holiday? I want to GO..
Whens mother day?.. 2nd week of May.? anyone got any plan for mothers day? Mums are the greatest pple on earth.Love without fail everyday. remember to give my dear frens(low tone). Thats how all the priests talk. My dear frenz.
Anyone want to take part in the famine camp held on 17th and 18th of june at SAJC?.. its organised by World Vision Singapore to have a 30 hour famine to create global awareness on 3rd world country.for those who want to slim down also can "jian fei". Its fun man.. I went last year . I still miss my mongolia group 8.. anyone?
Posted by Frances Han at 10:25 PM
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Firstly, Thanks to all my friends for making my long weekend an extremely fun one.
Saturday..
went for hipHop . yaya.. jog again. which i think its damn waste money. but at least the instructor gave us over time to teach us a few more steps. thats better.. after that. went out with all my classmates. SWENSENS for two days. BAked rice for 3 days. I still love baked rice. NYDC baked rice also nice. Must tRy. accompany with sprite with lime ..Oh man. both are my all time favourite food. The first time i ate baked rice with sprite with lime was like 2 years back, On Buddy Day. Wheres my buddy? Lost.
We went on to play my favourite arcade game . The hand hockey. I feel that when you win as a team, you will probably be 100 times more happy than winning alone. Thats why team sports are so popular. If you want cheap and good game because the hand hockey is super expensive.. play table soccer. Its also very fun. We are all so excited when playing .
Sunday..
Roller blading at ECP. with pung . jx . ryan.
the whole day was so nothing ..but only fun. so to emphasize its damn fun, many funny things happen when a group is together . especially dinner. Who the hell will think of the cherry stalk thing. but thanks to that "bo liaoz" person. But now I know my strength . Yaya, All the silly and crappy things we do and talk . too funny. sorry jx. I know i am not a very good instructor and you like keep falling. If you read this.I will be good the next time. I swear. but you are a very fast learner. I made dessert for all of them because its Easter and I know they need something like my dessert after blading. why can i say FU as HU .. actually I thought that there is another word call HU for 18 years until pung laughed at me. but thanks for that. . Ryan , he forever saying karma and still talking bad about pple. but its funny. everyone is so funny and relax.lol . to all four. please don't send out the link for the photos. I think people will come hacking us with knife. looking forward to the next. Thanks for the day pung . jx . ryan. It made me cannot work properly on monday. I was like still so in sunday mood. Ok .. thats all for the update on my LIFE. heal the world and we will stop existing and start living.
Erm, for the thinking part of me again. Decisions are essential to our lives. A few strokes on that day I cried on primary six. lead me to a different me today. My mum and my brother was like deciding which secondary school they wanted me to go and choose for me. I don't know why. I got damn angry and wanted to change. I deleted everything change and submit. It lead me to Fuhua Sec. A decision that change my whole life , meeting all the friends , be it good or bad , they help me learn lessons in life .
So the moral of the story is : Every decision you make will certainly affect your future. make it wisely and make sure you won't regret doing it. Do what you like not others like. Go for what you want. not what other people have.
Posted by Frances Han at 11:12 PM
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Sky is such a beautiful thing.. It is there everyday. The clouds and sun .. At night.. the stars and moon. Because its there everyday. We take it for granted and never really sit down and look at it. What if one day its gone ? Will we miss it ?.. So everyone who reads this.. First thing you wake up tomorrow . Look at the sky for 30 secs. I believe it it will somehow improve ur mood as like you are praying. The sky is there everyday without fail no matter what. Maybe thats the spirit of love.. from god.
Many people judge people by friends opinions even before meeting that person or what so ever. Maybe we should listen but not accept the opinion first.. Find out the facts and then give OWN opinion about that person. because its opinions and not facts.
Can this world be more loving.. kind and caring ?. I think I will be more caring and share more .. trust everyone before they show me their true colours.. Erm.. hope everyone can do this.. Its not easy.. but everyone can do it to make this world a better place. Hoho.. I thought of a song! We all should learn the song spirit man. Micheal Jackson - Heal the world. =) Ermz.. Everyone should be good by nature ?. A pure red heart.
There's a place in your heart
and I know that it is love.
And this place could be much
brighter than tomorrow.
And if you really try,
you'll find there's no need to cry.
In this place, you'll feel there's no hurt or sorrow.
There are ways to get there
if you care enough for the living.Make a little space, make a better place...Heal the world,make it a better placefor you and for me and the entire human race.There are people dying,
if you care enough for the living,
make a better place for you and for me.
If you want to know whythere's a love that cannot lie.Love is strong, it only cares of joyful giving.If we try we shall seein this bliss we cannot feel fear or dread.We stop existing and start living.Then it feels that always
love's enough for us growing.
So, make a better world,
make a better world...Heal the world,
make it a better place
for you and for me and the entire human race.
There are people dying,
if you care enough for the living,
make a better place for you and for me.
And the dream we were conceived inwill reveal a joyful face.And the world we once believed inwill shine again in grace.Then why do we keep strangling life,wound this earth, crucify its soul?Though it's plain to see this world is heavenly,be God's glow.We could fly so high,
let our spirits never die.
In my heart, I feel you are all my brothers.
Create a world with no fear,together we'll cry happy tears.See the nations turn their swords into plowshares.
We could really get there,if you cared enough for the living.Make a little space, to make a better place...Heal the world,make it a better place
for you and for me and the entire human race.
There are people dying,
if you care enough for the living,
make a better place for you and for me.
Heal the world,make it a better place
for you and for me and the entire human race.
There are people dying,
if you care enough for the living,
make a better place for you and for me.
Heal the world,make it a better place
for you and for me and the entire human race.
There are people dying,
if you care enough for the living,
make a better place for you and for me.
There are people dying,
if you care enough for the living,
make a better place for you and for me.
There are people dying,
if you care enough for the living,
make a better place for you and for me.
Make a better place,
make a better place,
make a better place.
Heal the world we live in,
save it for our children.
Heal the world we live in,
save it for our children.
Heal the world we live in,
save it for our children.
Heal the world we live in,
save it for our children.
Wow. Are you ready for a change?. A change to heal the world. Lets all join micheal jackson.. haha.. maybe his care for childrens are misunderstood or watever ?.. or he really did it.. MAYBE. But this song rox and really reflect on the world. I believe we are all created with a thing call love but covered by dusts and so on.. Lets bring it out again and show it to the world. Make it a better place!!
Posted by Frances Han at 11:17 PM
Friday, April 14, 2006
Something you think you know, you will never learn. I am just a lost sheep in this big big world. There are wolfs in sheep skin.. there are real sheeps. I hardly take anyone as real sheeps.. so i hardly trust anyone. Maybe i should treat everyone as real sheep until they let off their wolfs tail . Sorry if I break any heart . the bottomless pit. I am still learning. =) But now i learnt that i should just treat everyone as good sheeps. This is not a simple thing.. because its not under my control.. this is something what my subconsious mind process by past experiences. I built a shield around myself, this is singapore. Heard from ernest on how is san francisco, people there are so friendly and open. They are helpful and so on. A person can trust someone with a car that he knows 2 mins ago. The cashier help him to pay for his shoes. Everyone is not fighting for himself. Just a simple and relaxing life surrounded with nice food and nice people. My dream world. I really want to change to a better person. To have more trust in people that i should trust. ok. anyone want to learn aerobics ?. Starting Sunday 16th April. at Jurong complex. feel free to tag and i will contact you.
Posted by Frances Han at 11:57 PM
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
I got my mind set on you!
But it's gonna take money,A whole lot of spending money.
It's gonna take plenty of money,To do it right, child.
It's gonna take time,A whole lot of precious time.I
t's gonna take patience and time,
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it,To do it right!
I got my mind set on you!
I got my mind set on you!
I got my mind set on you!
I got my mind set on you!
And this time, I know it's real,The feelings that I feel.
I know if I put my mind to it,I know that I really can do it.
I got my mind set on you!
I got my mind set on you!
I got my mind set on you!
I got my mind set on you!
But it's gonna take money,A whole lot of spending money.
It's gonna take plenty of money,To do it right, child.
It's gonna take time,A whole lot of precious time.
It's gonna take patience and time,
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it,To do it right!
WOO!! HOO!! ~~~ Can anyone tell me who invented music ?. He should get some greatest invention award. Music simulate your brain and also directly affect your mood.The types of song you listen somehow determines what type of person are you. I just upload the above song. I got my mind set on you! One of my favourite song. Makes me remember last year famine camp. Mongolia group 8! haha.. wonder how are you all doing. Hope everyone is fine .I will remember you all ! Although only know you all for like 2 days, Its the quality time .This song also teach us that everything needs time or money to get things right! We may got no money?.. But everyone have time.,so we still can get things right. Spend your time wisely because the time is limited. One day you spend idling, One day is forever gone from your life. If you cannot listen the song i upload. Tag and i will post the song link. Good day to everyone .
Posted by Frances Han at 10:50 PM
I have no idea what to write.. just here for fun.
THIS IS MY BLOG AND YOU ARE READING THIS.. haha.. everyone needs concern .. thats why so many people are seeking attention ? But we should care and share! Especially I notice something.. Girls after 20 like that ..are mostly moody and emotional. For example, The "ok-23" girl. Haiz. Maybe she is LOL ( lack of love) . No humans can tolerate their nonsenses. 4 more months. ARGHHHZ. !!!
Posted by Frances Han at 1:05 AM
Monday, April 10, 2006
There are so much to learn in life. To show an example that we can always learn from environment, From our body , God want us to listen twice as much than we talk. Listen to both sides before talking in a right and objective view . To smell all the wonderful food in the world and of course.. By now, you should know why the nose is so far away from the buttocks .
We always push the blame to others when things goes wrong , often enough, we somehow push the blame to the one closest to us and end up hurting them. Family and close friends are the most obvious answer here. I love my family , but never show .Yet I always make them worry and insist on my way. When they want to talk to me.. Especially my mum .. always wanting to talk to me when i am using computer . I just get fed up and ignore her. When i want to talk to her.. shes always there for me and giving me support . I cannot imagine a life without my family.
Thanks to my family! I love you all.
In life , we always measure things. we hardly give more to others.. We always compare. I think we should give as much as possible and dont hope for anything in return ?.. Thats the only way to live your life to the fullest. Many people are saying ..Why no one understands me.. but do you ever tried to understand anyone ?.
There can be miracles when you believe! Like last sunday, I told my friends i believe it will rain as the sky filled with dark clouds and won't be able to play any hockey anymore. Of course, no one hope it rained..i even bet on drinks that it will rain. the sky starts to drizzle.. Everyone thought that it gonna rain and ran to the court. ernest said it won't rain. Haha.. its good to hope but you must be realistic. sy said. Yea true. but miracles happened . The sky cleared. We played till like 10+ . Everyone was happy. Nothing can dim the light which shines from within.
Posted by Frances Han at 9:00 PM
Occassionally, many female friends will tell me " dont be like a boy " & " grow up " . Maybe i am still a boy , shown on my actions. Maybe all the guys i know are childish too. I dont know. Am i 19 ?.. Am i a man ?. but somehow.. childish games are fun. its good to know when to be mature and understand people and when to be childish and play. I don't get to see what so called to be adult entertainment to be any mature ?
But childish is innocence. ?.. do you see any innocent adults ?.. NO!.. and living in this complicated country where people are all selfish and self centred. where innocence is almost 0% in this place and puts on a mask ? the reason: I think that everyone is afraid of getting injured and starts to build a shield around them. This pushes everyone to build a shield and no one is there to share and care for others. So this is what we want ? We may ask whats life then?.. to live in such a world.
I can never forget my trip to sabah last year. We are out of singapore, to a kampong. Where everything is just so simple and happy. The villagers are friendly , all the kids over there are all very innocent. A small little gesture from you will make them smile and when they smile , I smiled. Even us, all got so simple when we stay over there and have lots of fun singing songs and looking at stars.I love that place. and of course i am sure they love my place over here at singapore. people are never contented. when you reach one end. you will feel that the other end is more comfortable for you. I think the environment really influence alot on the person you are. So did god want us to be complicated and lonely or simple and happy ?
Do i write in much of a proper way?. All thanks to wenhui for enlighting me what is life. And friends out there . Please open up and share all your thoughts and feelings. This will prevent the whole singapore to be a "shieldful" country . lets all listen to Return to Innocence!!
Posted by Frances Han at 1:32 AM
Sunday, April 09, 2006
LifE.. everyone wants freedom .. like a bird in the sky.. flying without any string attached.. but that takes hard work .. birds dun get to 1000m in one flap.. but many many small flap.. unless u are a big bird with STRonG wings.. haha..but are you ?.. have u try flapping.. ?.. have u plan ur route up ?.. have u check the wind? ..
moral of the story.. success come after hard work and planning ..
WORK HARD TO THE LIFE U WANT~!.. Frenz.. pple always say if u have 5 close frenz in your life.. u are damn lucky already.i hope to be lucky enough.. frenz come and go.. this year .. close frenz.. next year.. frenz.. after that.. no contact.. maybe like birthday or wat.. then meet up .. catch up.. but are there frenz that stay and always be there for you .. maybe no.. thats y there are lovers.. ERmZz.. make me think of a song.. zhou hua jian... PENG you.. my fav song years back...
.peng you yi sheng yi qi zhou.. na xie re zhi bu zai you ... yi jue hua yi bei zhi.. yi sheng jing.. yi bei jue..
wahaha.. i am such an emotional person.. ok.. but anyway.. if u dun like anything about me.. or watever and willing to tell me or teach me. tell me..i will learn!.. juz say it in my face!..wahaha. i will remember and respect u.. !~ THANKS>> THATS WAT FRENZ ARE FOR!
and of cos thanks to all my frenz.. i am a shy person.. that does not always praise pple.. so .. ya.. i praise here.. thanks for everything u all did for me.. or watever.. good or bad.suffer or enjoy.. juz everything! . it helped me grow to be who i am today..
A BIG THANKS TO ALL..
Posted by Frances Han at 11:10 PM
All my life is on weekends.. monday to friday is kinda work and sleep days.. so only weekends.. u all may like pity me.. ohh.. so little time.. how to play?.. but in fact.. the lesser time u have to enjoy.. the more u will cherish all these times.. and plan for them.. and make sure every weekends are well planned and fuNz..
sat morning.. went for HiP hop.. haha.. its all jogging and warm up..tripped and fell down when jogging..haha.. then all ask me like alright anot.. haha.. Felt SO lOVED!after that went hockey training and friendly match at tampines.. going to join the mission cup.. but i am so noob.. useless.. no accuracy.. no power.. no stamina.. no speed.. no control.. NO MATTER WAT.. lets train astron.. !! we gonna fight till the end ..mess with the best!.and be the best ! ... haha.. we played a friendly match vs wild vines.. ohh man.. all girls team..a few chio bus in that team.. something to play.. and something to look!!.. funz man .. cos they are around our standard .. then the piranas.. best in singapore.. they are super pros.. BuT we learnt alot !!..GO ASTRON!..
haha.. the dinner.. damn.. we ordered zhi char.. took like 20 mins.. and haven come.. so we zhao.. damn hungry.. munch on some pizzas at nearby 7-11.. haha.. when we pass by when going back to the court.. omg.. the auntie tot we go toilet or wat.. haha.. she laying the table.. with rice and so on.. so a table filled with 6 plates of rice.. with no one.. SORRY AUNTIE.. but ur service suX..
lesson learnt.. : if u wanna be a pro.. mess with the pro.. train like a pro ..play like a pro.. veri fast.. u will be a pro!.. and of cos.. STRONG determination.
Posted by Frances Han at 12:17 PM
Friday, April 07, 2006
Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you
Do you ever wanna run away?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming
No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me
To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
Do you wanna be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out?
Are you desperate to find something more?
Before your life is over
Are you stuck inside a world you hate?
Are you sick of everyone around?
With their big fake smiles and stupid lies
While deep inside you're bleeding
No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like meTo be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
No one ever lied straight to your face
And no one ever stabbed you in the back
You might think I'm happy but
I'm not gonna be okay
Everybody always gave you what you wanted
You never had to work it was always there
You don't know what it's like, what it's like
To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like (what it's like)
To be hurtTo feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life
In this world.. In singapore..i feel so zZz. people are so unfriendly.. on mrts.. u dun see pple smiling but seeing long faces everywhere... this is so sianz.. ok man..y not lets start a smiling campaign ?.. juz carry a smile on ur face and see how pple react to it.. haha.. maybe starting from tmr.. everyone will be infected by you ..and start smiling..
wOohOoz.. went clark quay with ryan after work. i love the ambience and lightning over there.. pple gathering around the table to have dinner beside the river.. then a field where pple fly remote control kite .. Omgz. u can sense that everyone is so relaxed over there.. the pace they walk .. haha.. so romantic and peaceful !!.. anyone wanna go as a group?.. lets chill out ! Lolz.. my work place uncle is damn a funny person ..his english abit out.. but he speak quite well ?.. haha..
(in chinese)
-at first he say that he got a niece that look veri chio .. haha.. then my supervisor say.. look like whu.. got look like angelina jolie ?.. haha.. then he never ans.. so my supervisor ask the uncle. u noe whu is angelina jolie?.. wo zhi dao .. AR GEN TING.. --
LMAO.. which is argentina in english ..LOlz.. angelina and argentina.. wahaha.. off i go.. to bathe!..
Posted by Frances Han at 10:36 PM
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Its better to acknowledge admit wat you have done wrong and do amendments then find excuses to cover up and think you are right.
Frenz are the ones who stick with u when happy and sad.. but first ask urself.. are u doing that to ur frenz first ?.
haha.. my blog sounds so sad la.. OOKOK.. heres the joke of the day. army stuffs told by weijie who is going in this fRIday!. jia YOu weijie.. lolz.. u noe in the army they throw grenades rite.. then u need to make a dummy grenade .. before u throw the dummy grenade.. u need to act like real ones.. pull out the pin and pass it to the sir.. then shout .. fire in the hole.. then throw.. but in army.. theres always jokers around.. got one guy .. when throwing the dummy grenade.. haha.. he followed the normal procedure.. pull out the pin and stuffs.. then he tried to be funny.. Pass the grenade to the SIR beside him.. and there he goes to the DB..
another joker.. on the real grenade.. again he followed everything.. pull the pin and throw.. but when he throw.. instead of shouting fire in the hole.. he shouted.. PiKaChu.. i CHOOSE you!.. then same fate with the guy above...
Posted by Frances Han at 12:28 AM
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Actually theres lessons everywhere in our lives for us to learn and pick up.. haha .. like my attachment.. i may be suffering the worst shits inside.. but i also learn many many things that i would take years to understand if i never step inside. about my character , my attitude and pple around me. okoK.. It somehow changed me to a better person .. haha.. chi de ku zhong ku.. fan wei ren shang ren..
Management Lesson
Lesson Number One
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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered"Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management LessonTo be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Number Two
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Management LessonBullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Number Three
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When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money. And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit! Management LessonYou don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.
Lesson Number Four
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
Management Lessons
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
whoever created it.. THANKS..
alTot liFe is all about work bus66 family sleep jog and ryan ..buT i am VERI hapPY abouT iT..
so u read so much about me without getting bored.. are u interested in me ?.. ASK URSELF!! haha.
Posted by Frances Han at 10:07 PM
Today, I bought beehoon to work. cannot eat it till lunch ..and i am here after eating beehoon.
ermz.. updated the profile and did some changes.. want to keep it simple. I am alone in the office.. i feel free.. kinda no stress .. no one watching my back .asking me to do things.. i feel that during work and you are in low position.. u have no pride or anything to say. u cant argue at all. Ha. wat a joke. kk .. off to afternoon nap.. 20 mins!.
Posted by Frances Han at 1:37 PM
Want to create a blog to keep as a diary.. Visit Often. Its a pleasure to know that people read what you write and about your life. I not gonna make it like my few years ago blog.. Like brush teeth .. wash face also must write.. but its a blog that i write all the interesting things in my life and serves as a motivation to keep myself going.
Today actually i am going to know a girl whom i keep seeing her at bus stop.. when i saw her.. i am totally excited.. but she was with a china guy whu sat with her and seems to be frenz man.. my mood drop from the highest point to the lowest.. this is shit.. my dreams all gonE.. the guy who was with her.. i see him everyday also ..but not sitting with the gal .. seems that the china guy asked her number before me. LESSON : SOMETHING GOOD, GRAB IT FAST AND DUN DRAG.
Posted by Frances Han at 12:01 AM